Thursday, May 29, 2008

Alan Alda is my hero!

It's true. Alan Alda is my hero. It used to be Alan Alda AND the Dalai Lama but, well, you know how those things go... And Anyway, Alan Alda remains sexy even in his grandfatherly days.

Anyway, I was thinking about M*A*S*H and watching season nine straight through (Patrick Swayze guest stars- hot, but no dancing) and I decided to try to figure out why I like this show so much, Alan Alda aside. So, here I will analyze:

Favorite characters: Seasons 1-8: Radar, Seasons 9-11: B.J., for the most part. Father Mulcahy slips in as a favorite for a few episodes. I like Radar for his innocence and B.J. because he's a good guy but a prankster. Father Mulcahy's a priest and I have a priest fetish, so the love there is purely impure.

Frank, finding Radar's teddy bear: Don't tell me he sleeps with you!
Radar: I'm hoping to do better, sir.

Sidney: Is it true that God answers all prayers?
Cpt. Chandler: Yes, but sometimes the answer is no.

You are the 10 most boring people I know -- Trapper to Frank

Anyway, apparently I have a very short attention span, so I'll finish this up later. "What?" You say. "Why you #&@*!" You say.

Yes. Yes. It's true