Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Horoscope- 2/5

Great news! Bad interactions! Today is a Ferris Wheel.  Buy popcorn to throw at the rubes.

Horoscope- 2/4

Hungover, this day is blurred. Have no anxiety over what you have lost.

Horoscope- 2/3

A day of work- alas! Your team will lose and you will get drunk on a mere two drinks.  But not an altogether bad day, nonetheless.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Horoscope- 2/2/13

Things are looking up, my tomato.  Be wild, and stop staying up so late.  The wee hours have a way of producing melancholia.

Horoscope- 2/1/13

Today will be removed from memory as the pain continues to gnaw.

Horoscope- 1/31/13

The Chinese New Year brings an ache.  Yoga will not help.

Horoscope- 1/30/13

The day is lost, let it be lost.  You will rue the moment you stepped from your bed.

Horoscope- 1/29/13

The madness of filling up then slowly leaking out will play with you today.  Listen to its seeping as if in meditation, then breathe.