Twitter-ings

From the past month-ish, so you can see what I do? (You just update status- so this is what I've been up to/what I haven't done since I'm a woman of leisure):

BTWL RT, means someone else said most of the thing first (post "--" is what I responded). @ before a word/words means I'm replying to something someone else said. Get it?

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am attempting wit (how'm I doing so far?)7 minutes ago from web

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RT @Jeffrey_Donovan All fans: BURN NOTICE reclaimed #1 show lastnight[...] I promise to reward you. :-) -- Heated up 50 degrees at prospects8 minutes ago from web

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@sparklemonster Good luck!13 minutes ago from web in reply to sparklemonster

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is a little bit in love with American Gothic- wish it wasn't canceled 10+ years now...11:54 PM Jul 14th from web

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It's always a problem deciding whether your story should stay mostly sane or go jauntily off to meet the tyrannical faeries of Hell8:00 PM Jul 14th from web

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"I'm the karater and he's the karate"12:23 AM Jul 14th from web

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want to write a movie called "Ninja Zombies in Space" after seeing a review of "King Kung Fu" (King Kong/Kung Fu, get it?)12:20 AM Jul 14th from web

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Ow12:19 AM Jul 12th from web

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Santiago Cabrera and the Dog Whisperer make me proud to be Latina :)11:08 PM Jul 7th from web

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Is exhausted from running a half mile and five flights of stairs in heels to make it to an interview on time, but feels intensely skillful.11:01 PM Jul 6th from web

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Fireworks are a much more reasonable fear than spiders, ghosts, or clowns... unless they're poisonous, poltergeists, or John Wayne Gacy Jr.12:57 AM Jul 5th from web

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@sparklemonster Am scandalized beyond recognition.12:53 AM Jul 5th from web in reply to sparklemonster

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is reading New Moon because she will not be pop culturally alienated from her generation! Nay! (shaking fist... in case you couldn't tell)11:39 PM Jul 3rd from web

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@sparklemonster How dare you sexually harass me in this impertinent manner?11:35 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to sparklemonster

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Need to stop rewatching Merlin tv show because it really can't be THAT good... or can it? (Double meaning...?)3:11 PM Jul 2nd from web

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(Public) Note to Self: Only fill gas tank at risk of fulfilling escapist fantasy and continuing southward until reaching Ushuaia.10:56 PM Jul 1st from web

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All of my ideas seem a lot more brilliant (and a lot less psychopathic) when I'm nearly asleep. ?1:40 PM Jun 30th from web

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Almost done with my third book ^.^ But am twittering instead of finishing it. Hrm..11:26 PM Jun 23rd from web

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I am too afraid to reply to my stalkees' tweets, on account of being a hack. Will instead reply with Shakespeare! Genius! Or not..2:13 PM Jun 17th from web

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Kitty, you shan't rob me of my sleep tonight! If you try, I shall make a beautiful kitty pillow case of you! Mwa ha!11:50 PM Jun 16th from web

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"Who am I anyway? Am I my resume?"5:55 PM Jun 15th from web

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http://twitpic.com/7g40y - Seeley-Booth, my new kitty-- be pierced by his baby greens ^.^10:27 PM Jun 14th from TwitPic

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Will be working to incorporate more ReBoot slang into my everyday language: "By the code!" "Over my deleted bitmap!" "What in the net?!"9:30 PM Jun 12th from web

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Is in awful love with Shemar Moore after seeing him do an impression of his mommy ^_____^5:12 PM Jun 11th from web

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Using a voice recording software to write poetry produces nicer results, but it sure makes me feel silly!6:37 PM Jun 10th from web

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The hallway is a lot comfier than I thought-- new gaming space! (except I'm kinda in the way...)11:33 AM Jun 10th from web

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@peacefyre You got in? Details?12:07 AM Jun 10th from web in reply to peacefyre

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Am done and thusly have achieved BA-ness, which, in my case, stands for bad ass (or not...)12:52 PM Jun 8th from web

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Maybe someone can lend me five pages of unpublished writing on the Kyoto School of Zen Buddhist philosophy? (Pleaaase?)3:48 PM Jun 7th from web

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Alas, crazy hair dresser tried to stab my eyes out, cut my ears off, succeeded in burning me, and (the horror!) convinced me to get bangs :(7:35 PM Jun 6th from web

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Nervous about haircut. Will undoubtedly end up looking like a Ferengi when want to look like a Troi- le sob.10:02 AM Jun 6th from web

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I'm nobody, who are you? Are you nobody too? Then there's a pair of us, don't tell! They'd advertise, you know!9:57 PM Jun 5th from web