Monday, January 28, 2013

Horoscope- 1/24/2013

If only these horoscopes occurred before the actual day, I could warn you that your coffee maker will break, leaking brown ooze all over your counter.  A sleepless night with the following caffeine deprivation will lead to an exhaustion only healed through drink.  Ignore the mixers, and shoot 'til you sleep.

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