Therapeutic Unkindness

Sending unkind thoughts to a certain person but don't want to be too mean.

Thus, the following mini means are wished in recompense for a great cruelty:

• Premature balding
• Unanticipated reruns versus new episodes of favorite shows
• Strange song stuck in head for days on end
• Favorite pen run out of ink
• Misplacement of wallet and/or briefcase/keys
• Accidental buying of 96% brightness versus 100% brightness paper
• Clocks five minutes off
• Pillow mark on face all day
• Only decaf available
• Too much salt in dinner (unless will send back, in which case, retract)
• Unmitigated dust accumulating on desk
• Bird poop on car window (if no car, on bedroom window)
• Cowlick
• Strange noise of refrigerator that will go away after two days
• Food mess (not staining) on front of shirt
• Romantic comedy turning out to be horror movie that keeps up for at least an hour at night

I'm out.  I think that is a lot of ill will.  Feel much better though.  Le sigh!